"An influential psychic has warned that a particularly vile dictator will be born in this building some 249 years from now. In a cautionary measure the owners have agreed to tear it down and rebuild it."
"Aboriginal dreaming will become standard means of education in this area. If dreamings are unintentionally redirected towards you, please unlearn this with a teacher that will be provided by the local unemployment office."
"The years 372-799 AD on the Arabic Peninsula are experimentally about to be redirected towards an alternative reality by scientists at AstraZeneca. If you find yourself without a religious creed, please go to a local chemist and they will be reinstalled by means of medication free of charge."
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